I took my sleep meds about a half-hour too soon. But I’m jonesing to get a post in every day this month as part of my #TWITPERMINT. I would be more lame than usual if I failed on day 2. So, here goes! 
((Feeling like Dorothy staring at the hourglass sand and running out of time. Minus gingham. Plus ass. Minus flying monkeys too, even though I think it’d be nifty fun to have one. Maybe I could get a different monkey then, like those freakin’ adorable marmoset pygmy monkeys. Who the hell would want a yippy chihuahua if they could get one of these pygmy pets?))
((…steering short bus back on road…))
Most of the blogs I read are about weight, humor, and sex. I know, you’re shocked, right? Right. My blog is more Manic-pa-looza 2010. I hope that with time, my voice will find the consistency I see in others, like The Bloggess. She is currently #1 in my girl-crush department (I was going to say “pole position” but that sounded too falic and would kind of defeat the point of being of a hetero/breeder making lesbian nuances)). That said, there are still some posts I’ll write and afterwards, be so proud that I’ll start hunting around the house to find scratch and sniff “Good Job” stickers to wear on my nipples. Kinda like underwire support, but different.
((…doing u-turn and heading back towards “the home” since my day-pass is almost up))
Here’s one trend I’ve noticed: we suck at celebrating ourselves. Especially the “we” with va-jay-jays. And large asses. And 94% of the positive that we DO honor, has to do with internal traits (thoughtfulness, creativity, ignoring voices in our heads ), or accomplishments (exercise, book reading, sexual escapades, laundry)). How often, if ever, have you read where peeps blog about what they LIKED about their OUTSIDE selves. It’s like we keep the good stuff a secret, sometimes even from ourselves. We certainly don’t mind hiking our butt cheeks to the top of Mount Soapbox when it comes to bitching about our imperfections. According to the 80/20 rule, we’re limiting our success by NOT giving the groovalicious outside traits more air/brain time than the barftastic qualities. 
So here’s what I need you to do:
- REPLY TO THIS POST. Even if you’re typically a silent, but much appreciated wallflower. Even if you have to reply anonymously, reply.
- In your reply, list 3 aspects of your body that you like.
- Give into the warm fuzzy undertoe and enjoy the ride.
So go ahead. Tell me.
I can keep a secret.
RNTGirl Top Secret Trio- I like my feet.
- I like my ears.
- I like my eyes.
I started my blog after my ass had stopped shrinking and I thought it would 
You are awesome!
I like my nose.
I like my eyes.
I like my boobs! They feed my kid really well;)
my kid was a tit-addict. i had to check into a hotel to wean. go ta-tas!
First off, I WANT TO BE YOUR GIRLCRUSH.
1. I love my curves, which includes my hot rack which looks great in my bikini. That’s right. This chubby chick wears a bikini and ROCKS IT.
2. I love my hair. Shoulder length, chocolate brown, curly, and thick. And getting more and more silver all the time. And no, I don’t dye it. Well, not yet.
3. I love my feet. My toes are always manicured and my feet – if not in gym shoes or bare – are always in some feminine shoe that clicks on the floor when I walk.
So there. And I’m still snickering at how you said pole.
SEX SYMBOL ALERT: MrsFatass hot-ass-ily wrote about sorry im not sorry.
I am a girl crush whore. But you’re my only ass-mate. xoxo (with tongue)
I thought I was your girlcrush??
Anyway…
1. I love my legs. They have always been the best part of my body!
2. I love my butt. Not really, but my boyfriend adores it and he has great taste, so who am I to think differently?
3. I love my eyes. They are the window to my soul and I have the “soul of a fat chick!!”
You are awesome!
You are SOO in my girl crush crew. Especially with those legs.
I have finally grown to appreciate having booty, much in part thanks to my husband, an ass man:)
I have great naturally shaped eye brows.
I have strong fingernails.
Hmm,kinda wimpy list.
SEX SYMBOL ALERT: Karen hot-ass-ily wrote about Ti-i-i-ime Is On My Side No- It Isn’t.
the fact that you only have to pick 3 things and you think your choices are wimpy? well, damn girl. you need a shot of vitamin b confident.
xoxo
1. I have very good toes for pedicuring
Not too long, not too short, wax on, wax off..
2. My eyes are nice as long as they have mascara on them so that they can be seen…
3. hmmmmm well, Mark loves my ass, so I will go with that
Larry loves my bum. He’s odd like that.
1. I like my overall proportions. When I enlarge, I tend to do it pretty evenly.
2. I guess I like my butt. I’ve gotten compliments on it my whole life.
3. I like my belly button.
I think you have really cool hair! I’ll have to check out the ears tomorrow…
The part of my hair that I like isn’t technically mine, but rather the box that it comes in. Maybe if I lean over, I can listen with my cute ear to your nice ass.
Ok, I’m late reading this and thus late responding, but I like the concept, so here goes…
1. I like my blue eyes. And I love that my youngest son has my eyes.
2. I love my skin. I’m very fair, but I’m a sunscreen devotee and probably have good genes ’cause I do not look my 40-something age.
3. I love my boobs. I loved them before I had kids, but I agree with Lucia that they have served me well in the kid-feeding arena.
So, yea, I rock. Thanks for asking.
Yea, you do rock. Boob powah!
Again, I am late to the party! I thought this would be harder than it was. I had to change my thought process. I certainly don’t like how my whole body looks. But here goes……I love my lips. They are plump and well shaped. I like my eyes, the way they seem to change from blue to gray to a greeny-blue. And finally, I have come to love my hair. I have very thick, stick-straight hair that is naturally multicolored, even before the gray hairs decided to start taking over the neighborhood!
Lurker delurking as requested!
1. Love my eyes
2. Love my hair
3. I’ve always thought I had a pretty mouth.