For Thanksgiving, a girlfriend of mine is roadtrippin’ it with her yumtastically-lickable boyfriend to meet his parents. I’ve always said that roadtrips and moving are something every couple should do before making any sort of permanent commitment to one another. To blend a long drive AND meeting the parents all in one trip? I gots-ta give my girl some props. I decided to be all helpsy and offer the following support:
MY HELPFUL SUPPORT VIA TEXT: Child-free roadtrips practically MANDATE blowjobs.
HER APPRECIATION-FILLED RESPONSE: You crack me up. But it is daytime…still ok? Do u just ignore the trucker’s stares?
MY HELPFUL SUPPORT VIA TEXT: I can’t see the trucker stares cuz I’m busy sucking fuckstick, but I reckon most would approve whole heartedly.
HER APPRECIATION-FILLED RESPONSE: …Has [Husband 2.0] gone off the road before?
MY HELPFUL SUPPORT VIA TEXT: Only spiritually…Jesus Takes the Wheel becomes a TOTALLY different song.
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As yet, I haven’t gotten a text asking me to send bail money…
Whether you’re a white meat or dark meat kinda gal, here’s hoping your Day of Blessings is a great one.
Jughugs, K
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You are just too friggin funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jesus takes the wheel – love it!
Have a wonderful one!
Glad I’m not the only one who loves roadtrippin and road sports all rolled into one. The Accord makes for a great obstacle course with that darn center console.