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HAVE a PRODUCT or SERVICE?

Results Not Typical Girl is pro-PR, fo shizzle. If you want help spreading awesomesauce-filled gossip about an unspoken hero of something super smurfy, I’m the recovering chunky-butt for you! I heart to hear about product reviews and donated giveaways for my blessed and beautiful blog peepsters. Use that nifty keyboard of yours to tap me an email. In turn, I will use MY hand-dandy keyboard to shamelessly plug promote the product or giveaway through a plus-size plethora of social media outlets.

Just remembah, I will always give my biased honest opinion.  If your product is awful, Chinese-leftovers-forgotten-in-a-sun-drenched-car-on-a-summer-day awful, I will cordially write and ask if you want me to refrain from sharing the the PuPu. But your product rocks, right? Right. Which makes me thrilled like Michael Jackson circa 1983  to add your food/jewelry/clothing/health-related gizmo/book/art to my quest for a happily, healthily, and beautifully ever after life. 

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS SAYZ…

I need you to send me a sample for me to review it. You can’t have it back. If you give one to someone from my blog, you will get a better response than if I just waive mine in their face and scream, “Neener, neener. Sucks to be you.”

I need to know:

• Your anticipated turnaround time (typically one to two weeks)
• How long you’d like the promo to run (typically one to two weeks)
• If you’ll ship the giveaway directly to the winner (please and thank you)
• Where in the world you’re willing to ship

Chances are I can meet your needs. It’s  just something I like to call I owe you one professional courtesy. 

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